He/Him | 23
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
(via cosplaypichu)
Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr
(via cosplaypichu)
i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person
(via bacoose)
Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means
(via cosplaypichu)
when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..
(via bacoose)
college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week
LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:
- barack obama
- misha collins
- travis mcelroy
(Source: New York Post, via cosplaypichu)
